Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday…
As the weekend looms for many of us on this fall Friday, at least two creatures in the Animal Kingdom are getting a head (sorry) start on, um, their relaxation time at the end of this week!
A video has gone viral showing a gorilla performing oral sex on another gorilla at the Bronx Zoo in NYC. Yes, you read that right!!!
According to TMZ, the, uh, “encounter” went “down” (sorry) on Wednesday, when two gorillas went at it right in front of a large group of zoo visitors. The 38-second video captures the pair playing, at first, and it looks kind of cute — one guy in the background can even be heard going “awwwww” — right up until one of the gorillas lies back and the other one… yeah… that.
As soon as the gorilla got down (again, sorry) to business, onlookers started laughing, hooting, and hollering. The reported videographer told the outlet (below):
“I was shocked and had no idea that was a ‘natural’ act. I was in the gorilla exhibit with my 4-year-old daughter and niece… My wife had to stay out of the exhibit with my sleeping son, so I wanted to capture a lot of video. Then this magic happened.”
Magic! That’s certainly one way to put it…
Officials for the Bronx Zoo had no comment on the incident, but primatologists seem to be in agreement that a little bit of primate oral sex isn’t weird! As it turns out, per the New York Post, oral sex is actually “fairly common” among some species of primate — specifically with bonobos, a slightly smaller version of the chimpanzee. Looks like the gorillas are getting it in, now, too!
If you want to see the actual video — and, again, let us tell you it is definitely NSFW — you can click HERE.
Thankfully, as always in these situations, Twitter is there for us.
Part comedy depository, part therapy session, the 280-character platform didn’t come up short when it came time for people to give their opinions this situation:
“stop watching them omg give them some privacy”
“Even in the gorilla world that head is getting pushed down lower”
“precisely why i spring for the season pass”
“god I wish that were me”
“Everyone has needs. No different for the animal kingdom”
“of course it’s the Bronx Zoo”
“She’s grabbing him by his back hair lmao he’s giving quality head”
“It’s the most normal thing in the world people! Although no peep show for the children.”
“I remember one of the Gorillas would wave if waved. Damn now they give head”
“This is bananas”
That is bananas! (And OMG we are HORRIFIED to think of GorillaHub!) Still seems early in the day but we’re perilously close to feeling like that’s enough internet for us right now! LOLz!!!
What do U think of this gorilla get-down, Perezcious readers?! Disgusted? Entertained? …Taking notes?! Sound AWF with your take on these apes getting AWF down in the comments (below)!
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