Some of you may be holding out on seeing your A-level results, but us? We’re hanging around waiting to see what Jeremy Clarkson has to say about his own.
Each and every year, without fail, the Grand Tour host shares his grand wealth on results day – and it is grand – to try and distract any gutted kids from thinking their future is in the bin if they didn’t get the grades they were hoping for.
It’s the humblebrag to end all humblebrags, with last year’s message an homage to his Bentley. Before that, it was all about his Cotswolds mansion and expansive Diddly Squat farm. In 2019 it was his grand French chateau.
This year? He’s on a boat.
Sharing a most glorious shot of his view on Thursday morning, the Clarkson’s Farm star, 62, wrote: ‘Don’t worry if your A level results are disappointing.
‘I got a C and 2 Us and I’m currently holidaying on this boat.’
Keen to take a walk down memory lane and revisit some of his messages of yore?
Last year it was all about another vehicle – his car: ‘If the teachers didn’t give you the A level results you were hoping for, don’t worry.
‘I got a C and 2Us and I’ve ended up happy, with loads of friends and a Bentley.’
Cut to a picture of a rather beautiful chateau in France. Who needs smashing A-level results when you’re staying in a place like that, eh?
He’s also not-so-humble-bragged in 2018: ‘And I’m sitting here deciding which of my Range Rovers to use today.’
In 2017, it was: ‘If you didn’t get the right A level results, don’t worry. I got a C and 2 Us, and my chef is preparing truffles for breakfast.’
Our personal favourite? In 2016, he offered: ‘If your A level results are disappointing, don’t worry. I got a C and two Us, and I’m currently on a superyacht in the Med.’
See you next year, Jez.
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